K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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