This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Never let your siblings swipe right.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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