Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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