so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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