then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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