Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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