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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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