you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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