How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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