No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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