Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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