This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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