I think I died a long time ago.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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