you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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