so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it's not cheating when I paid for it
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize