i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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