wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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