i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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