Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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