I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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