problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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