I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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