So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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