Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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