She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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