I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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