She is in my trunk
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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