what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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