People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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