My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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