just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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