Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I would ride that face into the sunset
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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