I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
so much tequila, so little girl.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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