it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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