i would punch a child for taco bell
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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