what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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