How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
only you would photoshop your dick
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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