I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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