your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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