Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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