That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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