its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Found your dick twin last night
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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