My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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