used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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