I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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