you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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