she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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