i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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