so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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