? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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