You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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