You work out of a Hotel?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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