You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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