so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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