ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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