Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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