i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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