We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
