kristin has been a bad kristin
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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